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Two Brothers Re-Create Childhood Photos As A Priceless Gift To Their Mother (via Then/Now)
okay but THEY INCLUDED THE DOGGIE AND IT HAS LIL GREY HAIRS ON ITS FACE AHHH SO DISTINGUISHED AND MAJESTIC THIS IS THE MOST IMPORTANT PART
Also. They got hot.
Science Penguin [x]
i enjoy that every single human’s reaction to penguin is unrestrained delight
can characters stop doing stupid things so I can avoid secondhand embarrassment? please and thank you.
I will write about the following, leave one in my ask box.
Dear person I hate,
Dear person I like,
Dear ex boyfriend,
Dear ex girlfriend,
Dear ex bestfriend,
Dear future me,
Dear past me,
Dear person I’m jealous of,
Dear person I had a crush on,
Dear [any prompt of your choosing],
Dude this sounds fun
please make me do this thank
Note to self and those who see fit: Missing someone doesn’t mean you did the wrong thing when you cut them out of your life.
FUUCKKK I AM NOT BUILT FOR THIS WEATHER
I AM BUILT FOR LEG WARMERS AND HATS AND MITTENS AND FALLING ASLEEP BY FIREPLACES AND PLAYING IN THE SNOW AND BLANKETS AND TEA AND COLD BREATHS AND DARKNESS AND SOCKS AND SWEATERS
NOT THIS HELL ON EARTH
The friend zone does exist.
But, as per usual, it is not the thing in itself that is bad, but rather what we make it into.
If you like someone in a romantic way and they don’t feel the same and want you to be “just friends” - you’re in the friend zone. Quite harmless.
If you like someone in a romantic way or want to get into their pants and they don’t feel the same so you start acting extra nice to them and expect them to pay you back in sex - you’re just an asshole. Quite toxic.